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Joke of the Day

  The Blond Handywoman
 
  A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
  handywoman. She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She
  went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had
 any odd jobs for her to do.
 
  "Well, you can paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?"
 
  The blonde, after looking about, responded, "How about $50?"
 
  The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials she might
  need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the
  conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch
 goes all the way around the house?"
 
  The man replied, "She should; she was standing on it. Do you think she's
  dumb?"
 
  "No. I guess I'm guilty of being influenced by all the 'dumb blonde'
joke e-mails we've been receiving."
 
  A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
 
  "You're finished already?" the husband asked.
 
  "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
  coats."
 
  Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to
 her.
 
  "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari
 

Thought of the Day


The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
~Norman Schwarkzoph